just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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