dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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