Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
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She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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