I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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