This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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