can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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