Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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