Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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