Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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