Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
A+ Viking dick
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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