Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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