party gras won. party gras always wins.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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