now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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