You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead