He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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