Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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