can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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