Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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