what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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