Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
