I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize