Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Drake has all the answers
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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