yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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