So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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she peed on how many people?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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