Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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