I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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