I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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