Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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