Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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