She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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