You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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