1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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