is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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