Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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