she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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