I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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