Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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