TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.