We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Randomize
