I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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