Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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