I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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