I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
