lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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