nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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