I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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