Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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