youre lurking in front of me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize