Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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