absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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