was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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