you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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