My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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